We get it—finding top-notch disc golf gear at rock-bottom prices isn’t for everyone. Here are 12 solid reasons you should steer clear of Discount Disc Golf and continue paying premium prices elsewhere. After all, who wants a good deal anyway?
1. You Hate Daily Deals That Actually Save You Money
Why on earth would you want different deals every day that let you snag discs for less than half the usual price? Daily deals are for people who enjoy saving, and if you prefer to pay double somewhere else, we totally understand.
2. Free Shipping at $35? No Thanks, You Prefer High Shipping Costs
Who would want to spend just $35 and get free shipping? Sounds way too reasonable. Stick with shops that require $100 minimums (or charge per item!) for that extra thrill of watching your shipping fees stack up. Learn more about this travesty on our Free Shipping page.
3. Live Auctions Are Far Too Exciting
Why participate in live auctions where you can bid on rare and unique discs? It’s much better to avoid excitement altogether and stick to full-price discs without the possibility of a deal.
4. Customizable Bulk Sets? Where’s the Fun in That?
Who needs bulk savings? Forget about mixing and matching discs to create a customized set. Paying individually for each disc is the way to go—plus, it feels way more exclusive.
5. Mystery Boxes Take Away All the Guesswork in Overspending
If you prefer paying full price and knowing exactly what you’re getting, our massive selection of mystery boxes is probably not for you. Surprise savings and unique disc combinations? Yuck.
6. Military Discounts Are So Mainstream
Why should military members and their families get special discounts? If you believe in paying full price as a matter of principle, then our Military Discounts page is probably best avoided.
7. Outlet Stores Are for Bargain Hunters
The Discount Disc Golf Outlet Store is packed with clearance-priced discs, bags, and accessories—absolutely ideal for budget-conscious players. But if your goal is to avoid discounts at all costs, don’t even think about setting foot here.
8. Gift Cards Mean They Actually Get What They Want
Giving gift cards is risky. What if your loved one actually buys exactly what they want? Better stick to random, overpriced discs they might not use. If thoughtful gifting isn’t your thing, steer clear of our Gift Cards.
9. Shopping by Speed Rating Takes the Mystery Out of Shopping
Who needs easy navigation or logical categorization? At Discount Disc Golf, you can shop by speed rating to find discs that fit your game. But hey, it’s way more fun to scroll endlessly and guess at what might work.
10. Low Prices Every Day Are a Buzzkill
Low prices every day? No way. Why experience Black Friday savings year-round when you could pay premium prices anytime? Discount Disc Golf offers quality discs at $6, $10, and more, but for true premium shopping, you might want to look elsewhere.
11. Sales Tax Savings Just Isn’t Your Thing
If you’re shopping for disc golf discs from a state where we don’t have economic nexus, you could skip the sales tax entirely. But if contributing that extra percentage is a passion of yours, we wouldn’t want to deprive you of that joy.
12. Fast, Friendly Service Is Overrated
At Discount Disc Golf, we actually try to make customers happy with our service. If you’re a fan of indifferent service, long waits, and never knowing where your order stands, you might want to go with another retailer instead.
So, there you have it—12 reasons why Discount Disc Golf might not be your cup of tea if you’re allergic to great deals, convenience, and savings. But if you’re looking to pay more for less, there are plenty of other shops just waiting for you!